HOUSTON

Houston the Paw-ducer

Songs for everyone
worth celebrating.

Custom. Personalised. Produced by a chocolate Lab who takes his craft very seriously.

Order a Custom Song 🐾 Houston the Paw-ducer wearing headphones

Meet the producer

Houston runs the BeatLab.

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Chocolate Lab. Music obsessive. Head of Quality Control at the BeatLab, Irene.

Every song is written and produced specifically for your person - their name, their world, their personality. Not a template. Not generic. Theirs.

What you receive

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A fully produced MP3Named, titled, copyrighted, artwork included. Ready to save, share, or blast at the party.
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Full personalised lyricsSent as text. Because every great song deserves them.
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Delivered within 24-48 hoursStraight to your WhatsApp.
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Easy paymentSecure checkout right after you submit. Pay by card or Apple Pay.
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Houston is for everyone

Kids, adults, dogs.
No exceptions.

If they're worth celebrating, Houston's on it.

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Little onesMorning school run energy. Pure joy.
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Teens & adultsBirthdays, milestones, big moments.
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Office teamsThe WhatsApp group will go wild.
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DogsYes. Houston has made songs for dogs. He takes it seriously.
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Quality control

Nothing leaves the BeatLab without Houston's approval.

He listens to every track. Twice. Standards are non-negotiable.

Employee of the Month. Two years running.
He's a good boy like that. 🐾

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Pricing

Simple. No surprises.

Custom Song
MP3 + full lyrics, delivered via WhatsApp
R500
Birthday Video
Personalised Houston video, your name in lights
R400
The Full Drop ✦
Song + video + lyrics. The whole thing.
R850
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Place your order

Give Houston the brief.

Tell Houston about them 🐾

Short answers are fine. The more detail, the more personal.

Example brief

Name: Jamie Lee, pronounced "Jay-mee"

Nicknames: Jaims, J, The Chaos Agent

Age & gender: 30, Female

Occasion: Just because

Into: yoga, wine, true crime podcasts, her cat Mr Whiskers, brunch

Their world: the girls - Meg, Tash and Kels, boyfriend Dan

Three words: hilarious, caring, chaotic

Sayings: "honestly though", "I can't even"

Pop in a valid WhatsApp number so Houston can reach you 🐾
Something went wrong. Email james@djjamessa.com and we'll sort it.

Houston gets the details right - if a name or word doesn't land the way you meant it, one quick tweak and it's spot on, no charge.
Only ever used to write your song - see Houston's Privacy Promise above for the details.

You'll go straight to secure payment after submitting. Houston starts writing once it's confirmed.
Delivered within 24-48 hours.

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Houston's on it.

Brief received. Expect a WhatsApp from Houston shortly with your payment link and all the details.

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Houston wearing his headphones

Free to play

Houston made a game.

Every vinyl he catches adds a layer to the beat. Six layers and the whole track is playing. Five minutes, no sign-up, works on your phone.

Play BeatLab Run 🐾