Houston the Paw-ducer
Custom. Personalised. Produced by a chocolate Lab who takes his craft very seriously.
Order a Custom Song 🐾
Meet the Paw-ducer
Chocolate Lab. Music obsessive. Head of Quality Control at the BeatLab, Irene.
Every song is written and produced specifically for your person - their name, their world, their personality. Not a template. Not generic. Theirs.
Place your order · R500
Takes about 2 minutes. Short answers are fine - add more below if you want it razor-sharp.
Name: Jamie Lee, pronounced "Jay-mee"
Nicknames: Jaims, J, The Chaos Agent
Age & gender: 30, Female
Occasion: Just because
Into: yoga, wine, true crime podcasts, her cat Mr Whiskers, brunch
Their world: the girls - Meg, Tash and Kels, boyfriend Dan
Three words: hilarious, caring, chaotic
Houston is receiving your brief...
Houston gets the details right - if a name or word doesn't land the way you meant it, one quick tweak and it's spot on, no charge.
Only ever used to write your song - see Houston's Privacy Promise above for the details.
You'll go straight to secure payment after submitting. Houston starts writing once it's confirmed.
Delivered within 24-48 hours.
Every song is personally reviewed and approved by Houston before it reaches you - never sent out untouched, never mass-produced. Orders go into the queue in the order they land, so get yours in early.
Brief received. Expect a WhatsApp from Houston shortly with your payment link and all the details.
Hear a real one
Actual custom orders, shared with the family's OK - short previews, chorus and all. Full song + lyrics land on WhatsApp on delivery. Not available to download.
Houston is for everyone
If there's a moment worth celebrating, Houston's on it.
Quality control
He listens to every track. Twice. Standards are non-negotiable.
Employee of the Month. Two years running.
He's a good boy like that. 🐾
Houston's fans
“Houston, you are a genius! The kids feel like superstars hearing their names in the songs - you turned our daily school run into a mini concert. We're officially your biggest fans! 🎶”
“My babies are completely in love with their morning school run song. They know all the words, and their faces light up hearing their favourite things mentioned. Just ordered 2 more.”
“It gave our son a much-needed smile and confidence boost before he started big scary secondary school. Would highly recommend.”
Tell Houston how his song landed - he reads every single message himself, and yes, his tail really does wag. Send Houston your feedback 🐾
Free to play
Every vinyl he catches adds a layer to the beat. Six layers and the whole track is playing. Five minutes, no sign-up, works on your phone.
Play BeatLab Run 🐾